June Bug

So I always seem to get the June Bug when June rolls around, so here's my latest stand-up comedy joke.
"What kind of jacket does someone who is nuts wear?" "A straight jacket, I have to wear one every time I go in to a store to do some shopping,, I always get too excited."
So I'm in this big box store one time and I noticed the people working in the store were wearing a nice blue uniform.
After I had made my purchase and I was walking out of the store there was a greeter at the front entrance. He was wearing the blue uniform and I told him, "You know I really like the blue you are wearing, it's my favourite colour, you should wear that all the time." So the man said to me, "Do you want to see my underwear?" and I replied "Are they blue?"